Category: Joke Board
>>A cowgirl from Arkansas walks into a bar in Texas and orders
>>three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out
> of
>>each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and
>>orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You
>>know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought
>>one
>>at a time."
>>
>>The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in
>>Australia,
>>the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Arkansas, we promised
>>that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So
>>I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."
>>
>>The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
>>The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the
>>same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
>>
>>One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
>>notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second
>>round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
>>wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowgirl looks quite
>>puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs.
>>"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just that my husband
>>and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
>>
>>"Hasn't affected my sisters though."